1 package of cherry jell-o (or orange jell-o)
1 cup of Vodka
1 cup of scotch whisky
1 package of strawberry jell-o (or orange jell-o)
Follow the instructions on the package of jello (using twice the amount since there's cherry and strawberry), and add half a cup of both the vodka and the scotch to the mixture. Freeze in plastic cups, then serve and try to stand up.