Simply pour the Vodka and Schnapps into the shot glass.
To Drink:
Take the stem off of the kumquat. If you prefer, cut the kumquat in half. Now plonk the fruit into your mouth and start chewin' - Don't swallow!
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When you figure the time is right (you'll know - when all the fruit juices have exploded in your mouth), throw back the shot chaser that you mixed in the beginning.