1/5 of mountain dew citrus soda (or orange soda)
1/5 of mountain dew code red soda (or Tahitian Treat Soda)
1/5 of mountain dew livewire
1/5 of Monster energy drink
1/5 of Absolut vodka (or Vodka)
Pour equal parts of the above drinks into a cup. You can add any desired amount of vodka as well.